" When I'm down to less than a four pack of Guinness, I consider myself out of Guinness. "

Slight modification of a Ron White joke

Test them by running into the back of a Tesla.

Someone pulled an illegal left out of a gas station in front of my old 1998 S70 NA with 260k roughly on the dash. Was a rainy day and brakes with ABS wasn't enough to stop in time. Hit the corolla going about 20-30 mph? Really good impact that totaled both cars, and all the airbags went off fine. We...