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Re: Volvo/cars humor (was P80 humor)

Post by abscate » Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:43 am

Wear those safety glasses.....especially with that R. A lot of grit being thrown up by the T5 and S80 ahead of you...
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Re: Volvo/cars humor (was P80 humor)

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Re: Volvo/cars humor (was P80 humor)

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Re: Volvo/cars humor (was P80 humor)

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Re: Volvo/cars humor (was P80 humor)

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Re: Volvo/cars humor

Post by bmdubya1198 » Mon Nov 19, 2018 6:17 pm

Haha, I saw that one on Facebook. Fortunately my MBC install didn't need more than the first search!
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Re: Volvo/cars humor

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Re: Volvo/cars humor (was P80 humor)

Post by abscate » Sat Nov 24, 2018 2:15 pm

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:lol: (I didn't get it until I read the comments from where I got it.)


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Re: Volvo/cars humor

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Re: Volvo/cars humor

Post by bmdubya1198 » Fri Dec 28, 2018 3:38 pm

I'd be waking back up too!
2000 V70R Venetian Red/Charcoal M56 Swapped 195k
2003 S60 2.4T Silver/Black 112k
2007 XC90 V8 AWD Sport Titanium Grey/Black 166k
1991 944 Turbo Dark Green/Beige 173k
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2006 BMW 330i
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2000 S70 GLT Mystic Silver/Taupe 253k
1993 944 Base Beige/Beige 221k
1998 V70 GLT Black/Beige 199k
1998 S90- Silver/Gray 207k
1995 850 GLT Tropic Green... crushed
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