GET IN MY CAR
A 10-year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and its window was wound down.
"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car," said the driver.
"No way, get stuffed!!" replied the boy.
"How about a bag of lollies and $10?" the driver asked.
"I said no way!" replied the irritated youngster.
What about a bag of juicy lollies and $50, eh?" quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.
"No! I'm not getting in the frickin' car!" answered the boy.
"Okay, okay. *I know what you want. I'll give you $100 and a bag of lollies," the driver offered.
"How many times do I have to tell you - NO!" screamed the boy.
"What will it take to get you into the car?" asked the driver with a long sigh!
The boy replied:
"Listen Dad, you bought the Volvo, you live with it!"
Get in the Car!!
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