I got it towed. We were able to push it out easily in neutral and have me turn the wheel to get it onto the tow truck alright, so no wheels or brakes were locked up. No noises were made or anything. All normal, went into gear fine, never shut off in the process of my troubleshooting, but it wouldn't move at all.
MAYBE UNRELATED, BUT MY ONLY OTHER EXPERIENCE/SIMILAR ISSUE I put on new front brakes about a month ago and refilled the brake fluid, as that seemed to be triggering my "brake" light on the dash to go for a couple months prior. The only other time I'd had an issue at all similar was a few months ago, only once, when I was driving through town going between 3rd and 4th on winding roads and at one point after changing gears I went to accelerate and it didn't "go"... rpms went up with my gas pedal push, but no acceleration. It kicked back in and was okay for a few minutes, then again it quit trying to "go", and also the brake pedal was tight and didn't want to go in. So I put it in neutral until the engine wound down to the point of naturally stopping (I was on a nice easy slight incline so it slowed down) and I pulled the E brake, turned off the car, restarted and no problems ever again.
ANY ADVICE, THANK YOU!






