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Bill Maher has been complaining about this.. millennials having trouble differentiating between a joke/sense of humor and genuinely malicious

Legitimate concern, Remedial English as now a College course.
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RickHaleParker wrote: 08 Feb 2018, 09:42 Bill Maher has been complaining about this.. millennials having trouble differentiating between a joke/sense of humor and genuinely malicious

Legitimate concern, Remedial English as now a College course.
LOL. Yes, let's learn those uniformly dim millennials a thing or two about English and communication!
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Stereotyping and blaming the victims ... somebody's age and stance is showing.
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Hmmm ... is it yours?

Well that went over like a lead ballon. OK, I will clarify: I was appreciating the irony that those quoted sentences could benefit from remedial English. My comment's sarcasm must not have been evident (even more irony!). Millennials as a group are very, very good at communicating through electronic media, we are barking up the wrong tree to make that generalization.
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Who is Bill Maher? Is his distributor cap showing cosmetic damage?
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I did offer an answer on page 1 - I said replace!

Chips may become cracks, cracks may leak spark, ignition may suffer ... with the cap, surface damage is not meaningless. IMHO.
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Some people like to believe Bill Maher's sorting cap is defective ... I'm not in agreement with them people.
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RickHaleParker wrote: 08 Feb 2018, 15:39 Some people like to believe Bill Maher's sorting cap is defective ... I'm not in agreement with them people.
Bill's sorting hat? You mean Towelie?
I'm p̶r̶e̶t̶t̶y̶ ̶s̶u̶r̶e̶ know he would laugh at that.

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You mean Towelie?

A distributor distributes the ignition discharges from the ignition coil, the cap sorts them to the correct cylinder.
Cap comes from Latin Caput "head". Humans have the capacity to sort things out in their head, hence ... sorting cap.
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Who is Bill Maher?


Bill Maher

Is his distributor cap showing cosmetic damage?


Acquire his and watch his documentary Religulous.
From there you should be able to figure out why some people want to write him off as a defective sorting cap.
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2003 S40, B4204T3, 14T twin scroll AW55-50/51SN, Siemens EMS 2000.
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