I knew I loved my wife even more when we bought the T5M for a kid hauler, the sales guy carefully said "Do you know how to drive a manual" and she said "Yeah - you can chirp the tires in all the gears..."
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Re: P80 humor
I knew I loved my wife even more when we bought the T5M for a kid hauler, the sales guy carefully said "Do you know how to drive a manual" and she said "Yeah - you can chirp the tires in all the gears..."
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Sounds like he was stuck in the old "even your wife can drive it" - time..
Brilliant old Amazon ads on YouTube if anyone's missed them. Also old 140 ads that make fun of American cars' rather questionable reliability..
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Now I'm stirring up trouble on TurboBricks facebook group, where I posted that meme
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I corrected him with a "Matthews Volvo Site
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"Take that sh!t back to Volvospeed" -- one commenter
I corrected him with a "Matthews Volvo Site
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Checked them out on Volvo TV on YouTube. I remember too many of what I saw from TV when I was a kid. I liked the idea suggested in one since Volvo will last way beyond car payments, you can then buy the wife a fur coat on payments later!!!
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I think June might have gone back in time and done some of the driving in those..June wrote: ↑05 Sep 2018, 15:11Checked them out on Volvo TV on YouTube. I remember too many of what I saw from TV when I was a kid. I liked the idea suggested in one since Volvo will last way beyond car payments, you can then buy the wife a fur coat on payments later!!!![]()
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No, but mom had a 142 early 70s 164 mid 70s I wish I could have driven. Juneabscate wrote: ↑05 Sep 2018, 15:31I think June might have gone back in time and done some of the driving in those..
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1989 740 GLT ordered
1994 850 4door standard shift ordered
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1998 V70 GT dealer stock car
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1989 740 GLT ordered
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