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mrjay62
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Year and Model: V70XC 2002
Location: Plamyar Ny
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Re: Timing belt questions

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Hi guys. Something Not Volvo....

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.

The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's yours?'

'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be $9.40 please,' and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke.'

The ostrich says, 'I'll have the same.'

Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again. 'The usual?' asks the waitress.

'No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad,' says the man.

'Same,' says the ostrich.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be $32.62.'

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. 'Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?'

'Well,' says the man, 'several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.'



'That's brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!'

'That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,' says the man..

The waitress asks, 'What's with the ostrich?'

The man sighs, pauses and answers, 'My second wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say.'

mrjay62
Posts: 217
Joined: 14 May 2014
Year and Model: V70XC 2002
Location: Plamyar Ny
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Post by mrjay62 »

Ok Guys !
I think im done with this Project, Nightmare, Daymare.
Just got the last leak fixed. oil return line from the bottom of the turbo to the back of the engine I ruined that seal also.

Everything seens ok now....

I just want to thank each one of you guys for your Help, Input and your Suggestions you gave me the conference to tackle this...
If it weren't for you guys and this site Im pretty sure it would of gone to the junk yard.

Again Thank You.

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SuperHerman
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Year and Model: 2004 & 2016 XC90
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Post by SuperHerman »

It is alive! Congrats on a job well done. It has been a joy and pleasure helping you work through the process.

mrjay62
Posts: 217
Joined: 14 May 2014
Year and Model: V70XC 2002
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Post by mrjay62 »

Thanks SuperHerman...

I Really Do appreciate your help and Everyone's help....
Took the Boyz for a ride yesterday Even They Appreciate it....Happy guys when they can get away from here and Bark at everyone!
Next thing I would like to do is Remove the Blue Bushings I install into the sub frame bushing... Since I installed them I can feel the engine vibration thu the steering wheel... while at idle and when I come to a stop. I know its not a big deal but it bothers me.... All the motor mounts were replaced with Lemforder including the sub frame bushings...
And then I read on ipd site how these inserts would make the ride/steering feel more responsive. Naaaa just transferred more engine vibration thu the car..... This is Not a Sport Car...
Other than that She's good for the winter.
Checked the Bevel gear front and back Fluid still full and the fluids looks good , Also replaced 4 qt of the tranny fuild as I do every 2nd oil change. Dont know what more I can do this old girl... Vacuum out the dog hair wouldnt hurt...
Just Glad this site exist and People like you and others here are willing to share your knowledge and experience.

Thank You.....!

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