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Re: Volvo/cars humor (was P80 humor)

Post by abscate » Mon Sep 10, 2018 4:43 am

Wear those safety glasses.....especially with that R. A lot of grit being thrown up by the T5 and S80 ahead of you...


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Re: Volvo/cars humor (was P80 humor)

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Re: Volvo/cars humor (was P80 humor)

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Re: Volvo/cars humor (was P80 humor)

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Re: Volvo/cars humor (was P80 humor)

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Re: Volvo/cars humor

Post by bmdubya1198 » Mon Nov 19, 2018 6:17 pm

Haha, I saw that one on Facebook. Fortunately my MBC install didn't need more than the first search!


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Re: Volvo/cars humor

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Re: Volvo/cars humor (was P80 humor)

Post by abscate » Sat Nov 24, 2018 2:15 pm

matthew1 wrote: ↑
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Re: Volvo/cars humor

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Re: Volvo/cars humor

Post by bmdubya1198 » Fri Dec 28, 2018 3:38 pm

I'd be waking back up too!


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