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I know every one has seen this but its so great.

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This is a test of the liberalized-boundaries here at MVS. This is only a test.
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matthew1 wrote: 26 Aug 2019, 12:54 This is a test of the liberalized-boundaries here at MVS. This is only a test.

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:lol: I like it!
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Post by June »

Gives a new meaning to "Stick a fork in it, it's done!". :lol: :lol: :lol: June
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That fork's telling you exactly like it is! :lol:
00 V70R Venetian Red/Charcoal M56 Swapped 214k
07 XC90 V8 AWD Sport Titanium Grey/Black 220k
92 245 White/Beige 249k
91 944 Turbo 175k
…and a bunch of other stuff
Sold-
03 S60 2.4T
00 S70 GLT
98 V70 GLT
93 944
98 S90
95 850 GLT
01 S60 2.4T
05 S60R M66
08 S40 2.4i
88 744 Turbo M46

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matthew1 wrote: 22 Apr 2020, 13:28 94227555_2749959768391680_7303160581937168384_n.jpg
Truly laugh out load funny.

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Mercedes: 2001 E320, 1973 280, 1974 280C, 1989 300E, 1988 300TE, 1979 300TD, parts cars.
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