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Poll ended at 14 Sep 2016, 16:46

O Rivers - I can't even pump my own gas (with apologies to NJ residents)
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1%
1 River or Beginner - I can perform monthly checks of dipstick, coolant level, PS level
1
1%
2 Rivers - Basic - I can do an oil change, Change a tire, wiper blade, fuse, relay, lights
5
6%
3 Rivers - Mechanic I can do a full brake job, driveshaft, PCV, fuel pump
45
57%
4 Rivers - Advanced - Top end of motor, bottom end of motor, drivetrain - can often find better ways to do things than 'the book'
25
32%
5 Rivers - Expert - You know who you are. The few, the proud - mike, jimmy....and less than 10 others..and not me.
2
3%
 
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Post by E Showell »

Steve -- you are pure evil.👿
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E Showell wrote: 30 Apr 2019, 14:35 Steve -- you are pure evil.👿
The missle found it’s target.

:/)
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Post by brunocerous »

Too modest! Pulling a VR6 engine out of one of the most inconvenient body designs (EuroVan), plucking the engine, separating the transmission, replacing timing chains and a torque converter, and putting it all back together (well, almost) qualifies as a 4 for sure.

Or at least it will once it's all back under the hood, so maybe a 3.75 for now. :)

I'm probably a 2.8 or so, with at least 0.8 of that from watching you!
theWIFES_S70 wrote: 31 Jul 2016, 22:48 3.4! (Which, rounded down, places me in the 3 category.) I can do brakes with my eyes closed. Fuel pumps are fun!

But I'm deathly afraid of pulling a head! Putting that in the 4 category really changes things.

Poll seems accurate thus far (e.g., the 4s). Though, I think they're quite a few more I'd consider 5s.
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Post by abscate »

Picking a T4 is great if you take off the front clip - please tell me you did that...
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Post by volvolugnut »

Just found this poll. I rate myself a 3 on Volvo products - classic and modern. If I include other vehicles of all ages, I can advance to a 4. I have rebuilt heads and bottom end of a Farmall tractor and a Ford V8.
Matt's comments on the statistical accuracy of this poll are likely correct. Most people on this forum will likely give themselves about .5 derating. Also, MVS does not likely attract registered users that have no skills at all, so there are no reported 1's. However, readers with no skills may read up on problems without registering.

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Post by abscate »

I have assessed myself a 1/2 river penalty for the wheel bearing incident

:shock:


But have redeemed myself with a 3 hour engine pull.

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Post by matthew1 »

Whoa! You're efficient. If we worked together I'd need to speed up, or slow you down :lol: :shock: . BTW I love the design of generic steel wheels.
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matthew1 wrote: 21 Nov 2019, 17:11 Whoa! You're efficient. If we worked together I'd need to speed up, or slow you down :lol: :shock: . BTW I love the design of generic steel wheels.
Ahhh yes, and they have quite a history. Who would have thought they would end up on the car of one of the most knowledgeable Volvo guys on this planet - after sitting in my shed for ions.
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Post by abscate »

one of the most knowledgeable Volvo guys on this planet
You gave jimmy some wheels??

:D :D :D
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Post by 850 LPT »

abscate wrote: 22 Nov 2019, 10:58
one of the most knowledgeable Volvo guys on this planet
You gave jimmy some wheels??

:D :D :D
:lol:
98' S70, base, 5-speed manual, pewter/ tan, 148k miles
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58' Porsche Diesel Junior
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