Volvo/cars humor

Post by **RickHaleParker** » 14 Jan 2021, 13:25

Lost sock.

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Post by **bmdubya1198** » 14 Jan 2021, 19:14

That's quite impressive if that ratchet held on long enough to look just like the caliper!

Post by **abscate** » 18 Jan 2021, 05:16

That is too funny....don’t want to think about that too hard though.

Post by **RickHaleParker** » 22 Jan 2021, 22:45

I found this on Facebook Market place.
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Seller's description
1999 Volvo V70 · Wagon · Driven 645,000 miles

Due to the recent spike in Volvo values, I have decided to sell this ULTRA RARE N/A base 1999 V70.

LOW miles (645,000 to be exact, she's not even broken in yet) with automagic transmission. Pair that with the window delete mod and you have one of the most desirable Volvos ever made.

Couple of scratches on the hood, could use new tires soon.

$8000 NO LOW BALLERS

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Post by **bmdubya1198** » 23 Jan 2021, 09:45

I love the poke at the crazies recently who think their Volvos are worth their weight in gold. No, I'm not going to give you $15k for your S60R with 250k miles and only a slightly worn interior, because it's a "rare collector car".

Post by **matthew1** » 27 Jan 2021, 11:59

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Post by **RickHaleParker** » 27 Jan 2021, 20:38

bmdubya1198 wrote: 23 Jan 2021, 09:45 "rare collector car".

A collectable model/trim does not make a collector car, condition does.

Post by **bmdubya1198** » 27 Jan 2021, 22:46

RickHaleParker wrote: 27 Jan 2021, 20:38
bmdubya1198 wrote: 23 Jan 2021, 09:45 "rare collector car".
A collectable model/trim does not make a collector car, condition does.

Yep... exactly.

Post by **abscate** » 04 Feb 2021, 05:39

RickHaleParker wrote: 22 Jan 2021, 22:45 I found this on Facebook Market place.
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Seller's description
1999 Volvo V70 · Wagon · Driven 645,000 miles

Due to the recent spike in Volvo values, I have decided to sell this ULTRA RARE N/A base 1999 V70.

LOW miles (645,000 to be exact, she's not even broken in yet) with automagic transmission. Pair that with the window delete mod and you have one of the most desirable Volvos ever made.

Couple of scratches on the hood, could use new tires soon.

$8000 NO LOW BALLERS

1999_Volvo_No_Low_ball.jpg

Are you done with that hood?

Post by **abscate** » 04 Feb 2021, 05:42

Caitlin found this for me, Worth the click

Best quote

“ if this car were a spice, it would be flour”

https://www.boredpanda.com/1999-toyota- ... gn=organic