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... and there's a gen 2 XC90 in the photo :D
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It's a handsome old building. Funny!
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TOO FAST!!!!!!!!!!


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Just a Lamborghini.......

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Imagine having a flywheel and spinning transmission gears next to your kidney.
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BlackBart wrote: 11 Apr 2022, 21:29 Just a Lamborghini.......


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Imagine having a flywheel and spinning transmission gears next to your kidney.
Yeah, that's not something you want to think about when you're redlining each gear!
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I might want to slide the seat forward to get the clutch away from your back. But there would still be the heat.
Quite the illustration of positioning.
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Ain’t that the truth.
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Yup!
07 XC90 V8 AWD Sport Titanium Grey/Black 235k
92 245 White/Beige 249k
91 944 Turbo 175k
…and a bunch of other stuff
Sold-
00 V70R Venetian Red/Charcoal M56 Swapped
03 S60 2.4T
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98 V70 GLT
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98 S90
95 850 GLT
01 S60 2.4T
05 S60R M66
08 S40 2.4i
88 744 Turbo M46

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