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This AI stuff can be pretty funny.

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I asked ChatGPT to rephrase a piece of text as a pirate. I have not laughed so hard in a while.
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I asked to draw Volvo wagon.. its interesting option to have own casket with you no matter where you go.

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xanthefin wrote: ↑03 Jun 2023, 05:26 I asked to draw Volvo wagon.. its interesting option to have own casket with you no matter where you go.

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May be because the Volvo (of that vintage) will last longer than you will.
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That’s a curious Volvo - a bit of old Mercedes doors and maybe side glass, a generic hatch, and random taillights. Why the casket??? You suggested you needed extra storage??
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Definitely has some of the 1980's Mercedes wagon looks.
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You don’t need that casket with a wagon, rejected daughter date….
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Bad night at the prom....
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Way to realistic!
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