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The great P80 Volvo Bloopers - Idiots - Fails thread - June 2023

Help, Advice and DIY Tutorials on Volvo's P80 platform cars -- Volvo's 1990s "bread and butter" cars -- powered by the ubiquitous and durable Volvo inline 5-cylinder engine.

1992 - 1997 850, including 850 R, 850 T-5R, 850 T-5, 850 GLT
1997 - 2000 S70, S70 AWD
1997 - 2000 V70, V70 AWD
1997 - 2000 V70-XC
1997 - 2004 C70
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Re: The great P80 Volvo Bloopers - Idiots - Fails thread - June 2023

Post by scot850 »

My wife might buy me one of those masks and tell me to wear it all the time! :lol: :lol:

Same problem when you own a dog(s). Their hair gets everywhere. I was greasing up my old floor jack and dog hair appeared from no where!

Neil.
2006 V70 2.5T AWD Polestar tune
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I sanded them back almost to primer yesterday, started painting early today (68 degrees), 3 coats. They’re ok, probably as good as I can get them with my skills. “10 foot wheels”
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Almost all wheels on the road are 10 footers.

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Isn't that what hub caps are for!!?

Neil.
2006 V70 2.5T AWD Polestar tune
2000 V70 R - still being an endless PITA
2006 XC70 - Our son now has this and still parked in our garage
2003 Toyota 4Runner V8 Limited
2015 Kia Sportage EX-L - Sold
1993 850 GLT -Sold
1998 V70 XC - Sold
1997 Volvo 850 SE NA - Went to niece in California - Sold
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My bride puts Vaseline on her glasses and says from 10 feet I’m Idris Alba…
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I thought he modelled himself on you?? :roll: :D

Neil.
2006 V70 2.5T AWD Polestar tune
2000 V70 R - still being an endless PITA
2006 XC70 - Our son now has this and still parked in our garage
2003 Toyota 4Runner V8 Limited
2015 Kia Sportage EX-L - Sold
1993 850 GLT -Sold
1998 V70 XC - Sold
1997 Volvo 850 SE NA - Went to niece in California - Sold
2000 V70 SE NA - Sold
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scot850 wrote: ↑30 Jul 2023, 17:08 Isn't that what hub caps are for!!?
Exactly!
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Post by foggydogg »

abscate wrote: ↑28 Jul 2023, 11:03 Rolling home from Commack in Shagg

Uh oh….

At home, someone forgot to clamp the oetiker. Round up the usual suspects.
Uri Geller could've tightened that for you remotely.
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