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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Repost maybe? Who cares...

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I like the tough cat.

“I been doin’ this 40 years, don’t tell me how to fix it!”
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Somehow I am reminded of Smokey Yunick's Best Damn Garage in Town.
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The Fleet:
Volvo: 2001 V70 T5, 1986 244DL, 1983 245DL, 1975 245DL, 1959 PV544, multiple Volvo parts cars.
Mercedes: 2001 E320, 1973 280, 1974 280C, 1989 300E, 1988 300TE, 1979 300TD, parts cars.
2009 Smart Passion
Ford: 1977 F350, 1964 F150 (2), 1938 Tudor Sedan
Farmall tractors: 1956 400 Diesel, 1946 A
And others.

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NO FORK.... "DO NOT lift this car, there is no car left to lift!" I saw a bunch of pictures of this thing - it's mostly just gone, there isn't anything connecting the front to the rear. No sills, no floors, no tunnel. Nothing to weld to. The only things holding it together were some square steel bars welded across the door openings.

But somehow, this is now a better-than-showroom, restored classic, pale yellow with a perfect interior and an engine you could eat off of. I have no idea how they aligned the front and the back and made sure it drives straight. Things this bad are usually stripped for parts and crushed.
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"Stop throwing rocks at me, it's a VOLVO!"
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