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wait…..that’s not funny!
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Just another commute to work after a New England blizzard…

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BlackBart wrote: 25 Jan 2026, 19:13 wait…..that’s not funny!
Lowering a P2 wagon into the water is bad, yes. :lol:
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Sure it’s not a mob hit and there are two bodies in it?
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Check the shoes for concrete?
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matthew1 wrote: 26 Jan 2026, 19:07 Screenshot 2026-01-26 at 7.05.54 PM.jpg
Might have to warm it up a few minutes...
00 V70R Venetian Red/Charcoal M56 Swapped 214k
07 XC90 V8 AWD Sport Titanium Grey/Black 220k
92 245 White/Beige 249k
91 944 Turbo 175k
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98 S90
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matthew1 wrote: 02 Nov 2025, 23:03s.jpeg
That's me. Whenever another Volvo V70 2000-2007 shows up on the road, I raise my hand to greet with the V sign.
The V stands for Volvo, not for victory, of course! :lol:
2006 Volvo V70 black

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