So I'm going to write one for mine
This saga started, more than 3 months ago, when I took apart a working engine to clean the PCV -because the car had 170k miles on it- and since I'm there, why not the throttle box as well.
I spent +- 10 hours to do the job. I was somehow supervised by a real mechanic.
Once this was done, the engine went on an oscillating idle.
I bought a Dice/Vida to see why.
Fingers started pointing to MAF and ETA.
It was suggested that I change MAF. I did, no change in the idle.
Then ETA, I did that one too. Again, no change.
Now, the battery would read 12.something Volt, but after a single ignition it would go down to 10V.
I had the 2 year old battery checked, it was dead and replaced with a new one at no cost.
Now the engine would start but would die right after.
I noticed a small box left in the DIM preventing me to see that I was out of gas.
Put 2 gallons of gas in.
Now the engine would crank with a big bang noise. I was told forget the noise read the codes!
I checked and rechecked everything, wire continuity etc etc. Same codes, same thing.
I was told ECM might have gone bad. I built a tool to remove it.
I realized I was about to double the book value of the car by renovating it part by part.
And then one day the starter began making the sound you hear when applying power to a small electrical motor you buy at RadioShack; Whoooshhhhhh.
I decided to call a towing company and take it to an independent (but Volvo specialized) shop.
They could not pull the car out of garage, the rear wheels were locked. Playing with the hand break didn't help.
They used skids to pull the car on the truck.
The guy in the shop said the starter is dead. He replaced it.
He also said that the oscillating idle is gone too! But I had to replace the fly-wheel.
He replaced that too. He showed it to me; several teeth were gone. (the reason for / or result of those bang booms?)
Now the car runs the way it ran before this Ralph Kramden tried to clean PCV. The book value of the car is went up 2k above what it was 3 months ago.
It would have taken less time had I not had to go through the long planned foot surgery and wear a cast for 7 weeks +.
Now I can drive AND walk.
Cheers
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