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2002 v70 X/C 288k miles

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2002 v70 X/C 288k miles

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Ask James May!
00 V70R Venetian Red/Charcoal M56 Swapped 214k
07 XC90 V8 AWD Sport Titanium Grey/Black 220k
92 245 White/Beige 249k
91 944 Turbo 175k
…and a bunch of other stuff
Sold-
03 S60 2.4T
00 S70 GLT
98 V70 GLT
93 944
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95 850 GLT
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Oh, BUGGER!
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matthew1 wrote: 14 Dec 2023, 09:17 I've had have a Class-A rant boiling up toward the surface for months about Volvo doing this. It's going to be a bit of a literary Vesuvius/Pompeii piece regarding the blatant disregard for safety these things represent. Stay tuned and clear the zone.
Here is my anti-touchscreen manifesto.

https://www.matthewsvolvosite.com/touch ... re-unsafe/

I'm on a jihad. This is not right. This does not sit right with me.

Discussion taken here: viewtopic.php?t=103841

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matthew1 wrote: 10 Jan 2024, 14:58
matthew1 wrote: 14 Dec 2023, 09:17 I've had have a Class-A rant boiling up toward the surface for months about Volvo doing this. It's going to be a bit of a literary Vesuvius/Pompeii piece regarding the blatant disregard for safety these things represent. Stay tuned and clear the zone.
Here is my anti-touchscreen manifesto.

https://www.matthewsvolvosite.com/touch ... re-unsafe/

I'm on a jihad. This is not right. This does not sit right with me.

Discussion taken here: viewtopic.php?t=103841

Let's let the Humor thread get back to humor.
You're right. I can't stand those touchscreens. I do like Carplay, but on a SMALLER screen, not those gigantic portrait style screens. To control the entire vehicle through that screen is insane. I tried that screen once in a newer SPA S60 and I hated it. I couldn't even figure out how to adjust the volume lol.
00 V70R Venetian Red/Charcoal M56 Swapped 214k
07 XC90 V8 AWD Sport Titanium Grey/Black 220k
92 245 White/Beige 249k
91 944 Turbo 175k
…and a bunch of other stuff
Sold-
03 S60 2.4T
00 S70 GLT
98 V70 GLT
93 944
98 S90
95 850 GLT
01 S60 2.4T
05 S60R M66
08 S40 2.4i
88 744 Turbo M46

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How could this be possibly more on the nose?
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Eat, sleep, collect dead cars.
What could go wrong?
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The Fleet:
Volvo: 2001 V70 T5, 1986 244DL, 1983 245DL, 1975 245DL, 1959 PV544, multiple Volvo parts cars.
Mercedes: 2001 E320, 1973 280, 1974 280C, 1989 300E, 1988 300TE, 1979 300TD, parts cars.
2009 Smart Passion
Ford: 1977 F350, 1964 F150 (2), 1938 Tudor Sedan
Farmall tractors: 1956 400 Diesel, 1946 A
And others.

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