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Happy 2019 Thanksgiving everyone...if your Volvo won't start after shuffling in the driveway...

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1992 - 1997 850, 850 R, 850 T5-R, 850 T5, 850 GLT
1997 - 2000 S70, S70 AWD
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Re: Happy Thanksgiving everyone...if your Volvo won't start after shuffling in the driveway...

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What,,,is you name?
Matthew, King of the Volvos

What...is your quest?

I seek the heated third row seat with massage.

What ...is your favourite colour?

Nautic blue with a 5 speed.
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abscate wrote: ↑Thu Nov 24, 2016 5:27 am You probably have lawnmower syndrome!

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In case anyone is curious about how long you have to crank it when you've "lawnmowered" your engine...

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And the traditional a Turkey week bump of the other thread!
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Turkeymurderers ...
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Clemens wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2019 7:15 am Turkeymurderers ...
At least we don't eat Kangaroos like the Austrians..
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Now you caught me redhanded, Steve...
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abscate wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2019 10:40 am
Clemens wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2019 7:15 am Turkeymurderers ...
At least we don't eat Kangaroos like the Austrians..
Yes we do, at the fast food establishment that shall not be named =P
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