There's so many hilarious lines. My favorites:
Are you ready to commit yourself to this level of uncoolness? There's no irony here. Are you ready to commit yourself to the vehicular equivalent of a running shoe?
The Volvo 850 is a joke so clean you can tell it in church.
The engine moans like a retiree trying to use a smartphone.
Trying to make this car fun is like trying to make a used envelope exciting.
Some will say the interior falls apart no matter what you do. (Amen!)
If you bother taking care of it, it will be reliable. (Amen!)
It's amazing that these still exist after Cash for Clunkers.
And my personal favorite: If a Dodge Neon is a dude texting "you up???" to a married woman at 3am, and a Pontiac Sunfire is a woman with Lee Press-On nails who's always getting UTI's because she can't be bothered to pee after sex, then the Volvo 850 is the guy who shows up to his high school reunion and confuses everyone because they could have sworn he was dead.
Incidentally here's his takedown (I mean review) of the 240 (fair warning, has a really rough beginning and ending, significantly less safe for work than the previous one):
And if anyone likes this genre and doesn't know Doug Demurro, his review of the Cadillac Brougham D'Elegance is one of my favorites, and he's downright wholesome compared to RegularCars: