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Man throws Poop At Judge

Post by 93Regina » Tue Jun 25, 2019 9:04 pm

Defendant Acquitted After Flinging His Own Poop At Judge

Something like this could only happen in Florida.

By Staci Zaretsky
Jun 25, 2019

Late last week, a criminal defendant in Florida had a rather
unexpected outburst just before closing arguments were set to begin in
his burglary trial. Dorleans Philidor, 33, apparently defecated in his
pants and threw his own excrement at the judge, all the while
exclaiming, “It’s protein! It’s good for you!”

This is not the shit that you expect to see go down in court on a
regular basis.

No jurors were in the room when Philidor flung his feces at Judge Lisa
Walsh, who luckily went untouched by the poop because a bailiff told
her to run. Allen Rios, a witness who captured the debacle on his
Instagram account, said, “It was intense. The corrections officers and
police officers were swarming. Like 60 of them. They told everyone to
leave and you couldn’t go back in. It was a hazardous area.”



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Re: Man throws Poop At Judge

Post by jimmy57 » Wed Jun 26, 2019 8:50 am

Judge was heard to say, "I can't take this shit any more. Case dismissed!"



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Re: Man throws Poop At Judge

Post by abscate » Thu Jun 27, 2019 12:52 pm

Your Honor, Movement to dismiss

If you cannot afford one, a public defecator will be assigned to you.


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Re: Man throws Poop At Judge

Post by MoVolvos » Sat Jul 27, 2019 10:53 pm

A Nincompoop?


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Re: Man throws Poop At Judge

Post by JessCan54 » Thu Aug 01, 2019 7:54 pm

jimmy57 wrote:
Wed Jun 26, 2019 8:50 am
Judge was heard to say, "I can't take this shit any more. Case dismissed!"
Goddamn it. You made me laugh. :lol:



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Re: Man throws Poop At Judge

Post by JessCan54 » Thu Aug 01, 2019 7:57 pm

I think people in Florida are like that because of the heat of the sun. Most of the weird shit that I usually read or watch online is from The Sunshine State.



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