The latest addition to my rolling history, and my first two driver fleet situation, is (IMHO) a stunner of a 1997 850 GLT sedan, I still can't decide if it's gray or silver, with a charcoal leather interior that inspired me, a pack a day smoker, to prohibit the vice within 3 cubic yards of the vehicle upon first sight. The pictures are lighter than the reality interior and darker than the reality exterior, probably the camera's fault. Even the backgrond brush looks off-color for the region, but it's definitely the same car. It has 139K miles and set me back $2500, with deepest gratitude for how that happened so painlessly.
I saw it on Craigslist yesterday. My mother-in-law and I looked at it this afternoon; I eyeballed it from every angle inside out and underneath, pronounced it straight and clean, and we went for a ride. When we got back, we discussed price for about 30 seconds and let it be. She wrote the check, I thanked her profusely and repeatedly for helping me get this done faster than any bank possibly could, and we took the documents and keys with us. My stepfather drove me back to slap the old plates onto it and bring her home. That was lawful as of 10:30 this morning, when the Sable was towed to its final rusting place.
The new 850 has been in one of those ubiquitous bumper-tap chain reactions that happen dozens of times per day around here. Exactly one; the impressions from the back of the license plate screws are still present. I found out from the dealer it was a one-family two-owner car; the mother gave it to the college student daughter about 8000 miles after that incident, and the daughter did not abuse it. There are still seams from the plastic injection molding machine in the ashtray and the airbag cover isn't peeling up at the edges. Even the cup holder is still intact, and they're so flimsy nobody bothers repairing them. If there's a flaw in the interior, save the one I'm sitting on anyway, I haven't found it yet. Even the factory floor mats are just this side of spotless.
I'm pretty sure it hasn't had any cosmetic work at all, but if it has, it was very professionally and only selectively done, with perfect color matching. Say, 85% sure it's a totally original finish. The front bumper has just a couple millimeters of undesigned space above it, you really have to be looking for it. That'll be from the bumper tap, stabbing the brakes just before contact with the next car. The only other body panel misalignment is the hood being just below the level of the fender on the drivers side. This is possibly explained by the aforementioned college student being lifted off her feet by her boyfriend, and deposited without visual guidance, and perhaps a degree of vertigo, on the nearest convenient waist-high surface. Neither of those incidents should compromise its highway collision performance.
It's mostly been a dealer car, and the Carfax proves it. Boston Volvo Village in Allston, MA. They weren't exactly diligent about stamping the book though, there's only a few in there. Nevertheless, at 139K miles and up to 150K listed in the service manual - yes, original dealer books in the glove - I'm going to take the trouble to notify the manufacturer of the change of ownership. Whoohoo!
So far, after about 80 miles, the mechanical gripe list is a minor intermittent vibration during acceleration, and a steering wheel chase that could be an internally worn tire, a misalignment, the balljoint that wasn't replaced, or simply the new one wearing in. Mostly it drives just like it should. The check engine light came on when I took it out of gear and then put it back in on the highway; probably from a cloud of carbon being shot past the oxygen sensors. I'm not sure; I was watching the road, not the rearview. If that's the case it'll probably clear itself in a week or so of spirited driving. The engine occasionally takes longer than a split second to perk up and chase the horizon, which I'll so far attribute to sitting at the dealership, since it seems to be improving. Still, the standard minor tune-up is a no-brainer.
All things considered I wasn't going to find more car for less than $4000 within 1000 miles of here, and really, anything less than a Volvo scares me on the highway. A select few others are safe enough, but nothing on four wheels can bust a Brick. This one may even have a little value above the blue book, if its original finish status can be confirmed. I'm really not good at reading paint, except recognizing that it can't possibly be perfect, and it isn't. This was the last year of the 850, and the only year and trim level to get the light pressure turbo in the US, so far as I know. This is, I think, about as clean an example as one can realistically find.
I intend to baby the hell out of it, and keep it as stock as possible, though I probably won't be able to resist the K&N filter for the factory box, and maybe a RIP kit this summer... tires, too. It feels like it really wants a wider contact patch. Whatever I can fit on the 15" 6-spoke alloys. Changing rims is out of the question, the idea is to make it -less- of a cop magnet, by silencing the chirps.
Come to think of it, I don't think I care if it did get cosmetic work, since it clearly hasn't been hit hard enough to matter. It looks pissa inside and out and I'm not planning to sell it in working order.
- Kevin







