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On the contrary, hipster chicks love old Volvos. 8) :lol:
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With a 70s Mercury Monarch in the background? It must be her car :mrgreen: so she might just be impressed after all :lol: ! June
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Whenever I say turbo 5 cylinder people go 'ahhh'.
Once they find out they're fwd they go 'weak!'...
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Not quite a p80 but still great
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Not even close to a p80. Still great
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Clemens wrote: ↑04 Sep 2018, 16:13 Not quite a p80 but still great
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June wrote: ↑04 Sep 2018, 15:20 With a 70s Mercury Monarch in the background? It must be her car :mrgreen: so she might just be impressed after all :lol: ! June
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matthew1 wrote: ↑04 Sep 2018, 13:19fwdt.jpg

She’s thinking...he thinks he’s cool but can’t even shift his own gears.....

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