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Using Ramps safely (Humour)

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Using Ramps safely (Humour)

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If you are really stuck and can't find a way to block your car using ramps, you can take a tight radius turn and do this.

Rs can't do this, of course, too slow and not agile enough.
VOLVO AC TIGHT RADIUS TURN - 2.jpg
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abscate wrote: 25 Sep 2018, 08:26 If you are really stuck and can't find a way to block your car using ramps, you can take a tight radius turn and do this.

Rs can't do this, of course, too slow and not agile enough.

VOLVO AC TIGHT RADIUS TURN - 2.jpg

Very interesting - I'm sure that object between your right head light and the turn signal played some role in this :o
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Maybe this can clarify..
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My guess for the headlight object is a tie down.

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I jack the car up and lower it onto one ramp at a time on all the P80's we have owned. My ramps are taller. Otherwise I use axle stands.

That is an impressive piece of driving skill by the way!

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scot850 wrote: 25 Sep 2018, 15:42 I jack the car up and lower it onto one ramp at a time on all the P80's we have owned. My ramps are taller. Otherwise I use axle stands.

That is an impressive piece of driving skill by the way!

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I wanted to confuse Matt for at least another week...

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It’s like the MC Escher of Volvo maintenance. I don’t know where it began, or ended.
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matthew1 wrote: 25 Sep 2018, 17:13 It’s like the MC Escher of Volvo maintenance. I don’t know where it began, or ended.
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Post by LOB »

abscate wrote: 25 Sep 2018, 13:28 Maybe this can clarify..

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Do you put a kayak directly on the roof? Can't see any bars on that roof rail. Either I'm blind or your reckless with your 850... Don't know what's worse...😀

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