Man throws Poop At Judge

93Regina · Post by **93Regina** » 25 Jun 2019, 21:04

Defendant Acquitted After Flinging His Own Poop At Judge

Something like this could only happen in Florida.

By Staci Zaretsky
Jun 25, 2019

Late last week, a criminal defendant in Florida had a rather
unexpected outburst just before closing arguments were set to begin in
his burglary trial. Dorleans Philidor, 33, apparently defecated in his
pants and threw his own excrement at the judge, all the while
exclaiming, “It’s protein! It’s good for you!”

This is not the shit that you expect to see go down in court on a
regular basis.

No jurors were in the room when Philidor flung his feces at Judge Lisa
Walsh, who luckily went untouched by the poop because a bailiff told
her to run. Allen Rios, a witness who captured the debacle on his
Instagram account, said, “It was intense. The corrections officers and
police officers were swarming. Like 60 of them. They told everyone to
leave and you couldn’t go back in. It was a hazardous area.”

Post by **jimmy57** » 26 Jun 2019, 08:50

Judge was heard to say, "I can't take this shit any more. Case dismissed!"

Post by **abscate** » 27 Jun 2019, 12:52

Your Honor, Movement to dismiss

If you cannot afford one, a public defecator will be assigned to you.

Post by **MoVolvos** » 27 Jul 2019, 22:53

A Nincompoop?

JessCan54 · Post by **JessCan54** » 01 Aug 2019, 19:54

jimmy57 wrote: ↑26 Jun 2019, 08:50 Judge was heard to say, "I can't take this shit any more. Case dismissed!"

Goddamn it. You made me laugh.

JessCan54 · Post by **JessCan54** » 01 Aug 2019, 19:57

I think people in Florida are like that because of the heat of the sun. Most of the weird shit that I usually read or watch online is from The Sunshine State.