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RickHaleParker wrote: ↑09 Apr 2021, 04:10 Write a caption for this.

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I am beaten by this.
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Car Parts << New cars.

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The Fleet:
Volvo: 2001 V70 T5, 1986 244DL, 1983 245DL, 1975 245DL, 1959 PV544, multiple Volvo parts cars.
Mercedes: 2001 E320, 1973 280, 1974 280C, 1989 300E, 1988 300TE, 1979 300TD, parts cars.
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Looks like a drunk LR2!

...Or would it be RL2?
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matthew1 wrote: ↑18 May 2021, 14:53nmjhkg.png
Don’t dump your grass clippings on his lawn...is it an Ayn Rand lover or a Rand Paul lover? I guess it doesn’t really matter...syphillis vs ghonorhea.

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Safety guys always ruining the fun! :lol:
00 V70R Venetian Red/Charcoal M56 Swapped 214k
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