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Is this like going to a 3rd world country for cosmetic surgery but on a car? Those so call doctors believe they know a things or two.



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That's a classic picture... really shows the versatility of the 240 wagon!
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Post by MoVolvos »

BlackBart wrote: 26 Sep 2022, 15:26 So practical.jpg
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Thought Volvo saved life! So the significant other had to get rid of the partner so they can have a new life, makes sense. New slogans: Volvo For New Life or Volvo For Life And Death?
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Great screensaver for the TV while daughters’ date waits for her to come downstairs……
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Now that’s one way to do it. Not sure it’ll be successful, but it is certainly a “method”.
00 V70R Venetian Red/Charcoal M56 Swapped 214k
07 XC90 V8 AWD Sport Titanium Grey/Black 220k
92 245 White/Beige 249k
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I like that one of the vice grips has been welded back together, from,,,,,????
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