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SLOW DOWN!

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Not cars....

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BlackBart wrote: 16 Jan 2025, 12:02 SLOW DOWN!


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:lol: Just straight up "replace catalyst..." I wonder how often that light comes on!
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BlackBart wrote: 16 Jan 2025, 12:02 SLOW DOWN!


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Designed by the House of Mommy ? ... :roll:
Try to learn life's bad lessons vicariously through others.


1996 850 Turbo GLH ( Goes Like Hell )
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Helpful Chicken....

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D4 xc90 in Bristol

Why can’t we have nice things ??
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abscate wrote: 25 Jan 2025, 02:29 D4 xc90 in Bristol

Why can’t we have nice things ??
A manual diesel XC90 would be sweet!
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Almost as fun as my Mercedes 240D with 4 speed manual and more room!
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Sveedy wrote: 17 Jan 2025, 06:57
BlackBart wrote: 16 Jan 2025, 12:02 SLOW DOWN!


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Designed by the House of Mommy ? ... :roll:
I wonder if it was a kind of pre-limp mode warning..? Overheating cat? Early emissions teething problems?
"DANGER TO THE MANIFOLD!!"

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