Got a new car, first selfie in it while in Dallas

Post by **Krons** » 14 Apr 2026, 19:45

I like used cars with a dirty discount, easy to clean them up. Suspension seem up to snuff or you think it’ll need mechanical work? Stage 0?

Jaydiesel · Post by **Jaydiesel** » 14 Apr 2026, 20:38

Looks great after the (Bio Hazard) clean up. Lmao. Saw the Pics and texted my brother to let me use his OZone machine to start the spring cleaning for my work truck. lol

Post by **CIK7** » 14 Apr 2026, 20:50

matthew1 wrote: 14 Apr 2026, 09:08 Agreed, cleaning job A+

I've always wanted to get a good review as a cleaner on eBay.

Post by **abscate** » 15 Apr 2026, 03:59

Complete with the Homer GPS option!

Hey, I nailed it!

I think it’s a GM, Stellantis, Honda, Toyota, Hyundai, or Mazda product.

Post by **CIK7** » 15 Apr 2026, 07:54

abscate wrote: 15 Apr 2026, 03:59 Complete with the Homer GPS option!

Hey, I nailed it!

I think it’s a GM, Stellantis, Honda, Toyota, Hyundai, or Mazda product.

I am confused by your joke. Can you please explain it?

Post by **abscate** » 16 Apr 2026, 03:44

CIK7 wrote: 15 Apr 2026, 07:54
abscate wrote: 15 Apr 2026, 03:59 Complete with the Homer GPS option!

Hey, I nailed it!

I think it’s a GM, Stellantis, Honda, Toyota, Hyundai, or Mazda product.

I am confused by your joke. Can you please explain it?

That’s a recycled joke!! Make sure the horn works and don’t put a Siren on it if it doesn’t (you will have to read below for that one)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odyssey

Post by **matthew1** » 16 Apr 2026, 11:15

^ That's some 200 IQ 5D chess grandmaster stuff Abscate

(don't stop, I need to get less dumb)

Post by **BlackBart** » 16 Apr 2026, 13:24

It was a long long trip in an old boat.

Post by **abscate** » 17 Apr 2026, 03:08

Mark is going to be busy reading this weekend…..

Post by **CIK7** » 17 Apr 2026, 07:51

matthew1 wrote: 16 Apr 2026, 11:15 ^ That's some 200 IQ 5D chess grandmaster stuff Abscate

(don't stop, I need to get less dumb)

I clearly have low IQ.