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I couldn't take a decent photo of the interior of the VESC due to reflection. The monitor for the camera was tiny, but the whole dash was built around it. Not so much because of the screen size, but because of the depth.
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This vehicle may be a sleeper! Good cover.
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Genessee beer…not seen out west that much, except in Western NY
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abscate wrote: 30 Aug 2026, 13:43 Genessee beer…not seen out west that much, except in Western NY
Western NY is out west?
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If you life in NYC, isn't EVERYTHING out west?
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volvolugnut wrote: 30 Aug 2026, 17:22 If you life in NYC, isn't EVERYTHING out west?
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matthew1 wrote: 07 Sep 2026, 17:36 HRn7JkxbMAAvk6F.jpeg
That's the most beautiful thing I've seen in a while... amazing! :lol: :lol:
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I think this is unintentionally funny, but this guy might not agree :lol: Maybe he would.

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