Now I know why I retired 14 years ago. For those who have read the posts on 'Googlebot' - Yes it is 14 years!
And They Ask---
Why I Like Retirement????
Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.
Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.
Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.
Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.
Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.
Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!
Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.
Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal
Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.
Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.
Question: What do you do all week?
Answer: Monday to Friday; Nothing
Saturday & Sunday I rest.
Share this one with all the retirees that you know.
I'm sure they can relate to some of them!
AND, If you have not yet retired, look what you have to look forward to.
Happiness is a voyage, not a destination, there is no better time to be happy than... NOW!
Work was good - retirement is better.
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Work was good - retirement is better.
Work was good - retirement is better.
1996 850GLT 2.5 20v Estate Manual.
1995 Peugeot Boxer 2.5Tdi Autosleeper.
Previously:
1984 244DL, Manual, Beige.
1987 744GLE, Manual, Green.
1991 960 3.0 24v, Auto, Silver.
1994 940T Wentworth, Auto, Blue.
1996 850GLT 2.5 20v Estate Manual.
1995 Peugeot Boxer 2.5Tdi Autosleeper.
Previously:
1984 244DL, Manual, Beige.
1987 744GLE, Manual, Green.
1991 960 3.0 24v, Auto, Silver.
1994 940T Wentworth, Auto, Blue.
I am approaching your state, but just can't hang it all up yet. 1.5 days per week keeps the beer and dog food around. Also wife and I take care of our 6 month old grandson 3 days per week. Really would hate to go back to 5 days per week though.
Guess we have lived long enough to enjoy some of the fruits of our labor.
Dick
Guess we have lived long enough to enjoy some of the fruits of our labor.
Dick
didnt he cover this above? Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?sseir39 wrote:I am approaching your state, but just can't hang it all up yet. 1.5 days per week keeps the beer and dog food around. Also wife and I take care of our 6 month old grandson 3 days per week. Really would hate to go back to 5 days per week though.
Guess we have lived long enough to enjoy some of the fruits of our labor.
Dick
Answer: NUTS!
If its on the internet, it must be true!
'95 Volvo 850 TURBO - mileage: lotsa
'95 Volvo 850 TURBO - mileage: lotsa