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This topic has a few good ones*, and inspired me to post this topic. What's happened to your Volvo at a shop? What have mechanics done to your car that defies logic?

* FWIW, I have been finding that general shops can screw up greasing a bicycle chain. -rmmagow
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Forgot to put my car at TDC before taking the timing belt off

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Post by 850 LPT »

Had my parking brake cables replaced on my old 850, and the parking wasn't working afterwards - at all :shock:
I just rolled my eyes and adjusted the parking brake shoes myself.

And, when I picked up the car there were black grease smudges on the interior everywhere, even on the carpet.
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Post by mrbrian200 »

Many, many stories I can recall from over the years. I'll tell the one that got me started working on my own cars.

'76 Mercury Montego, I was in high school. Engine shot (high mileage), acquired a low mileage used motor, had a local mechanic drop it in. Picked up the vehicle, ran great for about 5 miles, then would start hard (cold or hot), idle rough, and run hot with poor power. Dropped it off to have them take a look. They wanted to rebuild the carb. I had them do it. Picked up second time same thing- ran good for just a few miles. I opened the hood and started poking around. Though at the time I barely understood what it did, I caught that the distributor set bolt wasn't tightened down and the distributor could be rotated freely, and the idle would smooth out at a certain spot. Hence my first chiltons manual and a timing light. I never used that shop again. They went out of business sometime around 8 years later.

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