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How Cold Is It? (Car / Culture Comparison)

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How Cold Is It???
35° F (2° C) Italian cars don't start
32° F (0° C) Water freezes
30° F (-1° C) British cars don't start
15° F (-10° C) French cars don't start
5° F (-15° C) American cars don't start
-10° F (-23° C) German cars don't start
-20° F (-30° C) Japanese cars don't start
-30° F (-35° C) Swedish cars don't start :o :shock:
-40° F (-40° C) Swedes button top button
-50° F (-45° C) Swedes close the bathroom window
-80° F (-60° C) Hell freezes over
-90° F (-65° C) Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets

See http://www.swedishmission.com/misc/cold.asp for full list.
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Considering this spammer's screen name, this stuff is Ingrish gold! :lol:

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Hah. My Honda wouldn't start below 15F...and spending a couple weeks with my mother's Honda, learned that it doesn't like it either :D

Toyota made a horrible racket at 1F this morning, but it ran.

The others in the family besides the Volvo are 'Merican, and don't seem to care much at all.
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Post by kcodyjr »

If there's one thing you can count on American cars for, it's generating heat.
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kcodyjr wrote:If there's one thing you can count on American cars for, it's generating heat.
Not a Cruze!

1.4L engine = worst. heater. ever.
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Try the heat when you're sitting on the hood. It'll be much better than inside the cabin.
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Post by abscate »

Best cold car joke ever:

Why did Yugos come with rear window defrost standard?
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abscate wrote:Best cold car joke ever:

Why did Yugos come with rear window defrost standard?
To warm your hands when you're pushing it!
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