Happy 2021 Holidays everyone...if your Volvo won't start after shuffling in the driveway...

Post by **abscate** » 25 Nov 2017, 04:25

What,,,is you name?
Matthew, King of the Volvos

What...is your quest?

I seek the heated third row seat with massage.

What ...is your favourite colour?

Nautic blue with a 5 speed.

Post by **abscate** » 21 Nov 2018, 05:19

abscate wrote: 24 Nov 2016, 05:27 You probably have lawnmower syndrome!

https://www.matthewsvolvosite.com/forums ... e&start=10

Another seasonal fAvourite

Post by **theWIFES_S70** » 22 Nov 2018, 09:30

In case anyone is curious about how long you have to crank it when you've "lawnmowered" your engine...

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Post by **abscate** » 26 Nov 2019, 22:06

And the traditional a Turkey week bump of the other thread!

Post by **Clemens** » 27 Nov 2019, 07:15

Turkeymurderers ...

Post by **abscate** » 27 Nov 2019, 10:40

Clemens wrote: 27 Nov 2019, 07:15 Turkeymurderers ...

At least we don't eat Kangaroos like the Austrians..

Post by **Clemens** » 27 Nov 2019, 14:37

Now you caught me redhanded, Steve...

Post by **wizechatmgr** » 27 Nov 2019, 20:38

abscate wrote: 27 Nov 2019, 10:40
Clemens wrote: 27 Nov 2019, 07:15 Turkeymurderers ...
At least we don't eat Kangaroos like the Austrians..

Yes we do, at the fast food establishment that shall not be named =P

Post by **abscate** » 29 Nov 2021, 12:06

You probably have lawnmower syndrome!

https://www.matthewsvolvosite.com/forum ... e&start=10

Giving this one a bump for posterity..

Ooof, broken link to fix

Post by **matthew1** » 29 Nov 2021, 14:03

Here you are: lawnmower syndrome*, not to be confused with Lawnmower Man.

* the OG thread https://www.matthewsvolvosite.com/forum ... =1&t=18175