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Lost sock.
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1998 C70, B5234T3, 16T, AW50-42, Bosch Motronic 4.4, Special Edition package.
2003 S40, B4204T3, 14T twin scroll AW55-50/51SN, Siemens EMS 2000.
2004 S60R, B8444S TF80 AWD. Yamaha V8 conversion
2005 XC90 T6 Executive, B6294T, 4T65 AWD, Bosch Motronic 7.0.

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That's quite impressive if that ratchet held on long enough to look just like the caliper!
00 V70R Venetian Red/Charcoal M56 Swapped 214k
07 XC90 V8 AWD Sport Titanium Grey/Black 220k
92 245 White/Beige 249k
91 944 Turbo 175k
…and a bunch of other stuff
Sold-
03 S60 2.4T
00 S70 GLT
98 V70 GLT
93 944
98 S90
95 850 GLT
01 S60 2.4T
05 S60R M66
08 S40 2.4i
88 744 Turbo M46

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That is too funny....don’t want to think about that too hard though.
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I found this on Facebook Market place.
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1999 Volvo V70 · Wagon · Driven 645,000 miles

Due to the recent spike in Volvo values, I have decided to sell this ULTRA RARE N/A base 1999 V70.

LOW miles (645,000 to be exact, she's not even broken in yet) with automagic transmission. Pair that with the window delete mod and you have one of the most desirable Volvos ever made.

Couple of scratches on the hood, could use new tires soon.

$8000 NO LOW BALLERS
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1998 C70, B5234T3, 16T, AW50-42, Bosch Motronic 4.4, Special Edition package.
2003 S40, B4204T3, 14T twin scroll AW55-50/51SN, Siemens EMS 2000.
2004 S60R, B8444S TF80 AWD. Yamaha V8 conversion
2005 XC90 T6 Executive, B6294T, 4T65 AWD, Bosch Motronic 7.0.

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:lol: I love the poke at the crazies recently who think their Volvos are worth their weight in gold. No, I'm not going to give you $15k for your S60R with 250k miles and only a slightly worn interior, because it's a "rare collector car".
00 V70R Venetian Red/Charcoal M56 Swapped 214k
07 XC90 V8 AWD Sport Titanium Grey/Black 220k
92 245 White/Beige 249k
91 944 Turbo 175k
…and a bunch of other stuff
Sold-
03 S60 2.4T
00 S70 GLT
98 V70 GLT
93 944
98 S90
95 850 GLT
01 S60 2.4T
05 S60R M66
08 S40 2.4i
88 744 Turbo M46

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bmdubya1198 wrote: 23 Jan 2021, 09:45 "rare collector car".
A collectable model/trim does not make a collector car, condition does.
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1998 C70, B5234T3, 16T, AW50-42, Bosch Motronic 4.4, Special Edition package.
2003 S40, B4204T3, 14T twin scroll AW55-50/51SN, Siemens EMS 2000.
2004 S60R, B8444S TF80 AWD. Yamaha V8 conversion
2005 XC90 T6 Executive, B6294T, 4T65 AWD, Bosch Motronic 7.0.

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Post by bmdubya1198 »

RickHaleParker wrote: 27 Jan 2021, 20:38
bmdubya1198 wrote: 23 Jan 2021, 09:45 "rare collector car".
A collectable model/trim does not make a collector car, condition does.
Yep... exactly.
00 V70R Venetian Red/Charcoal M56 Swapped 214k
07 XC90 V8 AWD Sport Titanium Grey/Black 220k
92 245 White/Beige 249k
91 944 Turbo 175k
…and a bunch of other stuff
Sold-
03 S60 2.4T
00 S70 GLT
98 V70 GLT
93 944
98 S90
95 850 GLT
01 S60 2.4T
05 S60R M66
08 S40 2.4i
88 744 Turbo M46

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RickHaleParker wrote: 22 Jan 2021, 22:45 I found this on Facebook Market place.
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Seller's description
1999 Volvo V70 · Wagon · Driven 645,000 miles

Due to the recent spike in Volvo values, I have decided to sell this ULTRA RARE N/A base 1999 V70.

LOW miles (645,000 to be exact, she's not even broken in yet) with automagic transmission. Pair that with the window delete mod and you have one of the most desirable Volvos ever made.

Couple of scratches on the hood, could use new tires soon.

$8000 NO LOW BALLERS

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Are you done with that hood? :D :D :D
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Post by abscate »

Caitlin found this for me, Worth the click


Best quote

“ if this car were a spice, it would be flour”

https://www.boredpanda.com/1999-toyota- ... gn=organic
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