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abscate wrote: ↑04 Feb 2021, 05:39 Are you done with that hood? :D :D :D
It looks done for.
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abscate wrote: ↑04 Feb 2021, 05:42 “ if this car were a spice, it would be flour”
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That Corolla ad is gold!
00 V70R Venetian Red/Charcoal M56 Swapped 214k
07 XC90 V8 AWD Sport Titanium Grey/Black 220k
92 245 White/Beige 249k
91 944 Turbo 175k
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00 S70 GLT
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bmdubya1198 wrote: ↑04 Feb 2021, 10:13 That Corolla ad is gold!
Don't know what to think about people that drive a beer. :wink:
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2003 S40, B4204T3, 14T twin scroll AW55-50/51SN, Siemens EMS 2000.
2004 S60R, B8444S TF80 AWD. Yamaha V8 conversion
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RickHaleParker wrote: ↑04 Feb 2021, 12:02
bmdubya1198 wrote: ↑04 Feb 2021, 10:13 That Corolla ad is gold!
Don't know what to think about people that drive a beer. :wink:
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07 XC90 V8 AWD Sport Titanium Grey/Black 220k
92 245 White/Beige 249k
91 944 Turbo 175k
…and a bunch of other stuff
Sold-
03 S60 2.4T
00 S70 GLT
98 V70 GLT
93 944
98 S90
95 850 GLT
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05 S60R M66
08 S40 2.4i
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K&N can claim lifetime because K&N shortens the lifetime of the engine. K&N get the performance boost by lowering air flow restriction. The trade off is larger particles are allowed to pass. Which are like sandpaper in the engine.

If you want a performance air filter. Retrofit the car with a larger filter that has the same or better filtering capabilities.
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1998 C70, B5234T3, 16T, AW50-42, Bosch Motronic 4.4, Special Edition package.
2003 S40, B4204T3, 14T twin scroll AW55-50/51SN, Siemens EMS 2000.
2004 S60R, B8444S TF80 AWD. Yamaha V8 conversion
2005 XC90 T6 Executive, B6294T, 4T65 AWD, Bosch Motronic 7.0.
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1998 C70, B5234T3, 16T, AW50-42, Bosch Motronic 4.4, Special Edition package.
2003 S40, B4204T3, 14T twin scroll AW55-50/51SN, Siemens EMS 2000.
2004 S60R, B8444S TF80 AWD. Yamaha V8 conversion
2005 XC90 T6 Executive, B6294T, 4T65 AWD, Bosch Motronic 7.0.
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Obviously that's a radio interference filter to prevent misfires. Super common on small engines like that!
00 V70R Venetian Red/Charcoal M56 Swapped 214k
07 XC90 V8 AWD Sport Titanium Grey/Black 220k
92 245 White/Beige 249k
91 944 Turbo 175k
…and a bunch of other stuff
Sold-
03 S60 2.4T
00 S70 GLT
98 V70 GLT
93 944
98 S90
95 850 GLT
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05 S60R M66
08 S40 2.4i
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Post by volvolugnut »

Warning!
Dirty ignition systems must be filtered to prevent spark plug fouling.

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