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Re: Happy Thanksgiving everyone...if your Volvo won't start after shuffling in the driveway...

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What,,,is you name?
Matthew, King of the Volvos

What...is your quest?

I seek the heated third row seat with massage.

What ...is your favourite colour?

Nautic blue with a 5 speed.
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abscate wrote: 24 Nov 2016, 05:27 You probably have lawnmower syndrome!

https://www.matthewsvolvosite.com/forums ... e&start=10
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In case anyone is curious about how long you have to crank it when you've "lawnmowered" your engine...

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And the traditional a Turkey week bump of the other thread!
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Turkeymurderers ...
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Clemens wrote: 27 Nov 2019, 07:15 Turkeymurderers ...
At least we don't eat Kangaroos like the Austrians..
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Now you caught me redhanded, Steve...
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abscate wrote: 27 Nov 2019, 10:40
Clemens wrote: 27 Nov 2019, 07:15 Turkeymurderers ...
At least we don't eat Kangaroos like the Austrians..
Yes we do, at the fast food establishment that shall not be named =P
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You probably have lawnmower syndrome!

https://www.matthewsvolvosite.com/forum ... e&start=10



Giving this one a bump for posterity..


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Post by matthew1 »

Here you are: lawnmower syndrome*, not to be confused with Lawnmower Man.



* the OG thread https://www.matthewsvolvosite.com/forum ... =1&t=18175
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