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Help, Advice, Owners' Discussion and DIY Tutorials on Volvo's stylish, distinctive P2 platform cars sold as model years 2001-2007 (North American market year designations).

2001 - 2007 V70
2001 - 2004 V70 XC (Cross Country)
2004 - 2007 XC70 (Cross Country)
2001 - 2009 S60
2003 - 2007 S60 R
2004 - 2007 V70 R

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Re: What did you do to your P2 Volvo today?

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br0dy519 wrote: 26 Oct 2021, 11:05
RickHaleParker wrote: 26 Oct 2021, 09:43
abscate wrote: 26 Oct 2021, 09:16 Probably the exclude Canada due to climate.
Probably figured any country that builds roads out of ice is not going to lose sleep over a bomb in the dash. :wink:
Do americans still think we don't have running water here too???? :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
You steal it from our Lake....Ontario.

Hey, wait a minute....
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br0dy519 wrote: 26 Oct 2021, 11:05 Do americans still think we don't have running water here too???? :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Confirm water turns liquid near end of June (20th here):

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And doesn't turn solid till late August! On 30th is just begun snowing!

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br0dy519 wrote: 26 Oct 2021, 11:05 Do americans still think we don't have running water here too???? :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
If you did Canada would be filthy rich off the Northwest passage.
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You guys are a hoot. I could go on with the American comments however I must admit I’m actually a dual citizen. My Canadian side had my American side grandmother believe that we actually didn’t have running water/plumbing here. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: They got quite the kick out of that running joke.
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It’s such a cool country , literally and figuratively. As a kid we would ride bikes across the Lewiston Queenston bridge with no IDs, play all day in Brock’s Monument park, because you didn’t have drug dealers , pimps, and pedos like Niagara Falls
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br0dy519 wrote: 26 Oct 2021, 15:56 My Canadian side had my American side grandmother believe that we actually didn’t have running water/plumbing here.
There are places north of where you are that don't have Water mains. Because a Water main buried in Permafrost would freeze permanently. That is probably the source of the myth.
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There’s no health care because there’s no running water, too. That’s why they all come to the States for medicine, it’s the water.

No water in Canada, no blue in the flag, now you know why.

Even the lobsters migrate South to Maine
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abscate wrote: 26 Oct 2021, 16:34 IAs a kid we would ride bikes across the Lewiston Queenston bridge with no IDs, play all day in Brock’s Monument park,
The last several times I went to Canada was after 9/11. Getting into Canada was no problem. Coming home, our border guards where assholes and idiots. Sometimes I would go out of my way to avoid crossing at Windsor/Detroit where it was real bad.
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Google the old Canadian TV public service ad "Waking up Canadian" for a few laughs. Related to a change in citizenship laws many years ago. Showed Canadians could poke fun at themselves in a good natured way. U S. Gov't would never sanction such an ad (humor based).
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During WWII my Dad had a pen-pal in mid-West US. They were encouraged to do this to try to bring the US and UK closer for the war effort. My Dad's first letter from the US questioned if the Scots still lived in caves? Do you have electricity and telephones.....!

I was working in California about 30 years ago and was asked to sign a protest against some tax or other. I suggested that my colleagues and I probably didn't qualify. When asked I said we were from Scotland. The young lady then said," Is that out of state?"
I think she got the clue when 5 large Scots guys started laughing our heads off!

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